last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
If “Game of Thrones” characters were on “The Jeremy Kyle Show”
They don’t have daytime TV in Westeros. But if they did it would probably look a lot like this.
FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo
I wonder if the three of us could have been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.
I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.